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<p><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Adult
Jokes Wife Upgrade Dear Tech Support, I am writing this letter as a
last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this
phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0
installs itself into all other programs and launches during system
initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday
Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I
cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back
to Girlfriend 7.0, but UN-install does not work on this program. Can
you help me, please!!! Thanks, Joe Dear Joe: This is a very common
problem that men complain about but it is mostly due to a primary
misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with
the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to
run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within
your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing
is gained. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge the program
files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend
7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to
install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child
Support." I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you
read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might
occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to
enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of the
"ESC" key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the operating system will return to normal. The system
will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife
1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying
additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances,
install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported
application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to
the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support.</span></p>
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