[rules-users] How to have your emails ignored

[Scott Reed]

Please tell me how I can call a function on the LHS.
(hurry my assignment is due today!)

ekke's message received 10/3/2007 11:10 AM:
> don't open a new topic - place your mail in the middle of another thread
> which belongs to a totally different topic
> start your email with "I'm a member of the drools mailinglist, so please
> answer me"
> 
> ekke
> 
> Mark Proctor wrote:
>> Did this for some fun, will add it to the mailing lists info page on the 
>> website. Anyone else have some more ideas? I'll blog the final results :)
>>
>> How to have your emails ignored:
>> Start the email with "URGENT"
>> Tell everyone how desparate you and how you need an immediate response 
>> for your really important project.
>> Don't wait a minimum of 3 days and resend your email within minutes of 
>> hours.
>> Send emails directly to mailing list members, especially the developers.
>> Paste pages of code and then say "it doesn't work, please help".
>> Paste a long stack trace and say "it doesn't work, please help".
>> Start your email with "please sirs" or include "do the needful".
>> Ask dumb questions that are in the manual.
>> Ask basic java questions.
>> Ask questions about JRules
>> _______________________________________________
>> rules-users mailing list
>> rules-users at lists.jboss.org
>> https://lists.jboss.org/mailman/listinfo/rules-users
>>
>>
>