I cracked open the MANIFEST.MF on the jbossall-client.jar and came to the realization that my shotgun was not NEARLY large enough! I found a much more effective weapon in the form of:
<dependency>
<groupId>org.jboss.jbossas</groupId>
<artifactId>jboss-as-client</artifactId>
<version>6.1.0.Final</version>
<type>pom</type>
<scope>test</scope>
</dependency>
Simple, clean, and effective!
Issue SOLVED